Quotes

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Type a quote command (with the number) into chat and ShabtiBot will output the quote text in response. Currently anyone at subscriber level or above has permission to add quotes by using '!quote add' in chat. Moderators have the ability to remove quotes.

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!quote 1 "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD DUDES ON YOU" - Joey 2018
!quote 2 "When in doubt, Thicc" -Hope 2018
!quote 3 "They told me I could be anything, so I decided to vape a chicken wing." ~JoeyZero, 2018
!quote 4 "There isn't a really big barrier of entry, there's really not. But a perceived barrier of entry can be just as harmful." ~JoeyZero, 2018
!quote 5 "You are a shining example of the warframe partner program" - DE_Taylor 2018
!quote 6 "...and then marm made it weird" - everyone
!quote 7 "Is there no limit to your generosity ? Yes, there is: you may not send more than 8 gifts in one day" - Warframe
!quote 8 "Xandypants *slaps warframe* look at how much content this game can fit" -@zapphiren
!quote 9 "Can confirm, juggalos do not taste like faygo." -Joey 2018
!quote 10 "I've got to find out what's going on with my pheromones" - Joey 2018
!quote 11 "I love this music video. It's got so much boob. So much boob going on." -JoeyZero, 2019
!quote 12 "Joey I think I lost the thinking" @palrex, 2020
!quote 13 "I'll try not to abuse it.... too much" @Zixxorb, 2020
!quote 14 "someone save me" @Navydia, 2020
!quote 15 "So, an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. But the seed just may make it astray." @Sentient_Ephime, 2020
!quote 16 "Hi, my name is Joey" - Joey
!quote 17 "Goss" - Lotus trying to pronunce Gauss, 2019
!quote 18 "DE will add a plot twist that will create plot holes and make lotus return make no sense" - Palrex, January 2020
!quote 19 "I've crossed the point of no return. My brain will never recover from this show" - Navydia, 2020
!quote 20 "This game is so easy you dont even need to mod" - Joey
!quote 21 "Sick of not getting notifications? Do ".iam Ping on Stream!" in the bots channel in [!Discord] to get manually pinged whenever the stream is live!" - ShabtiBot
!quote 22 "If enough of your songs get skipped, you and i are having a conversation. And nobody wants to have THE conversation" - Joey 2020
!quote 23 "so Xen what's the ideal amount of ram for you?" - Palrex "More" - Xenhat
!quote 24 "The funny thing is, we're effectively giving joey 100 excals every time we send one of these" -Pixelpiranha on a glowy message
!quote 25 "I'm not being stealthy? Do you see me getting attacked by anything?" -Joey 2020
!quote 26 "No refund for explosions!" - Joey, 2020
!quote 27 "I don't think marm is gonna hear you from my closet." - thtguythtwas
!quote 28 "If you wanna add quotes just go "!quote add "(the quote)" - Bruh, 2100" and it will be added" - Palrex, 2020
!quote 29 "Big as a house and half smart" - Konzu, Anytime Plague Star is live
!quote 30 "Dear diary: today i changed my fashion frame to all black, to match my heart; nobody noticed, except my ship cephalon, whose sensors are now, somehow, bleeding. sometimes i wonder why i bother at all. " Joey, Nekros Main, 2015
!quote 31 "Big as a house and half as smart, that's what she said" -Joey, answering Konzu's Monologue, 2020
!quote 32 "WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BRUSHING MY HAIR" Fabulous Vay HEK
!quote 33 "TENNO MEI-GGOTS" -Joey, 2020
!quote 34 "That would make you my father" - Joey to Palrex, 2020
!quote 35 "From now on the Paracesis will be called the Peristalsys. It's a decision, i make decisions, i'm a decider" - Joey 2020
!quote 36 "What is this should we? there is only could we, and that is a question that can only be answered by DOING" -PixelPiranha, 2020
!quote 37 "So let's make it er... pee" - Joey binding the melee button, 2020
!quote 38 "i can smell what you're steppin in, and i like it." - JoeyZero, 2020
!quote 39 Ever say "oh, woah!" in surprise and realize you just owo'd? - Raethfennec 2020
!quote 40 "I got Yeeto Deleto" - Palrex falling out of the map caused by a wrong execution of the yeet tecnique, 2020
!quote 41 "Imagine quoting yourself" - EdPlayZNOR , saying pointless things, 2020
!quote 42 "Whereto doth thou yoinketh that, which, hitherto unyote, must verily be yeeted? o'er what doth thou intendst to yeet that which doth be filled only with void? to hit heads of similar constitution? verily, luck upon thee, and may thine yeet be lit" - Pixel, 2019
!quote 43 "if when you go boom boom, it hurts, there's a build for that" - JoeyZero, 2020
!quote 44 "I'm never coming out." -Joey
!quote 45 Listen - Julztetra 2020 and beyond
!quote 46 "The real Blaze was the streams we memed along the way" - Pixelpiranha 2020
!quote 47 "Put your face on my face" JoeyZero
!quote 48 ""Life is just a happy grind" - no one" - twitch_hadelie
!quote 49 "つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY RNG ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ" - Boochi
!quote 50 "UHH GUH GAH HUBBEDY GUBBEDY BUH" Joey Zero, 2020
!quote 51 I have a moral obligation to forget that Ubuntu exists - Xenhat
!quote 52 ""i'm feelin the spiky balls" JoeyZero, 2020" - Pixelpiranha 2020
!quote 53 "How do i cosplay the taste of of a pancake?" JoeyZero, 2020
!quote 54 "both my parents were Excals, i was born on a blade" JoeyZero, 2020
!quote 55 https://clips.twitch.tv/AmericanSpookyWolverineHotPokket "if we get 100 equinox's i'll put 10 forma into each one!" JoeyZero, 2020
!quote 56 "You'd never see a bug in live" Rebecca Ford, March 2020
!quote 57 Just remember nothing you do in life means anything unless you think up a stupid name for it; on your death bed, you'll know i am correct. -Xandypants 2020
!quote 58 you ever just have the overwhelming urge to create a lawful nudist? JoZo, 2020
!quote 59 "To answer your food red question..." - Joey
!quote 60 the was too OP, and has been nerfed. - Shabti, 2020
!quote 61 "Gimme that pot, I want it!" - JoeyZero, 2020
!quote 62 "We'll keep going until we're all out of seeds" - JoeyZero, 2020
!quote 63 "ENTERTAIN MEEE!!!!" Extraterrestrial Gelatin Particle, 2020
!quote 64 "Game is game, Joey is gamer, gamer beats game. Did i mention game?" - Rascus 2020
!quote 65 "end of the world? that would be pretty cool" JoZo, 2020
!quote 66 " Remember to use code : jiro" joey 2020
!quote 67 "do i have to give up my 'not a furry' card to play this character?" JoZo, refusing to admit defeat, 2020
!quote 68 "you canmd stomp me" - Poompkeenzz 2020
!quote 69 "i use my fingermeat for important stuff" JoZo 2020
!quote 70 "I'm going full leech mode!" ~JoeyZero, seconds before dying from blood loss
!quote 71 " I am a newb not a scrub" Big Xeno 2020
!quote 72 "fully dedicated to the memes, i am; if not, than nothing, am i." PixelpiYoda, 2020
!quote 73 "SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR MEMES!" - Alexrerder 2020
!quote 74 "HUNTER, why do we applaud the chefs if it's the food that sustains us? I find it best to discard such thoughts" - Zeonis (quoting Simaris)
!quote 75 "Is it wrong to be mildly disappointed that the quote isn't just "Nice"?" - Rascus4ever, referencing Quote 69 while quoting himself, 2020
!quote 76 "SPOICES! They make shit taste like not that." - Pixel 2020
!quote 77 variety is the spice of life; sometimes i like to cover things in chocolate, other times sentient smothers it all in an ever so slightly sad vermouth liqueur, and then i come back and pour scotch bonnet into everyone's underpants ~Pixelpiranha 2020
!quote 78 "nah, i'm chaotic chaos. all chaos, all the time. ~Pixelpiranha, commenting on his own alignment
!quote 79 "You ever just say your farewells in a peaceful manner by pulling out a heavy caliber sniper rifle?" - Rascus4ever, 2020
!quote 80 "under this roof, we panky no hankies" JoZo, 2020
!quote 81 "Don't have a UI that's too setting appropriate, and definitely don't have a UI that's not at all setting appropriate. There’s a little gray area in there and that’s where you operate." - Joey Stank on user interfaces, 2021
!quote 82 "i don't smell any smurnt boast" JoZo 2021
!quote 83 "I'm the guy who's gonna kick your ass" -joey Like A Dragon
!quote 84 "Please put the weird music into my earholes" ~JoeyZero 2021
!quote 85 "Walk your houseplants, water your cats," ~Pixelpiranha 2021
!quote 86 "Maybe i should beat up some babies more often" ~JoeyZero 2021, swimming in yen from the diaper of a Yakuza boss.
!quote 87 "We're gonna break in, bust some heads, and steal some old people." ~Joey, 2021
!quote 88 "hey look you can hear me even tho you can't hear me" - JoZo, 2021
!quote 89 "pokemon can suck my wingle wangle" - Xandy, 2021
!quote 90 "Sorry, I drank all of your infinite alcohol" - Xandy, 2021
!quote 91 YOU CAN PRY MY COLD DEAD HANDS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS - Pixel, 2021
!quote 92 "I want to put you on my arm" ~JoeyZero 2021
!quote 93 "it's like how paul blat mall cop perfectly syncs with dark side of the moon, it makes you question atheism" - Pixelpiranha,having transcended the song request system completely
!quote 94 "I would like to avoid conflict" - Joey before rushing into conflict
!quote 95 "but what if the pidgeons had spikes. and guns. and were burning. and were actually explosive robots, like all birds" - Poompkeenzz, going to the birds
!quote 96 "i have a large jaw and i couldn't fit this in my mouth" - Xandypants 2021
!quote 97 "Warframe has earned a level up! (5486/0)" - Shabtibot, after a momentous occasion
!quote 98 https://nuzlocke.joeyzero.com/
!quote 99 "legit, those are 3 discount Infinity Stones" ~Joey Zero, 2021, wielding all caps, dad jokes and uwu-speak all at once
!quote 100 You wouldn't want to vape a chicken wing for, like Childrens Hosptial Charity of Atlanta" Joeyzero, 2020
!quote 101 "boner" - kinkade85, upon entering the room, 2022
!quote 102 EFFICIENT MUSIC PLAYER HERE - https://radio.shabtibot.com/live
!quote 103 "you always yell at us no matter which one it goes in" JoeyZero, 2022
!quote 104 "i don't want to taste your cheese" Nasuth 2022
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